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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Dear Not-So-Subtle,

Dear Not-So-Subtle,

You suck at hiding the fact that you were staring at me with your mouth open.  Is it that surprising that I am lifting weights?  The fat girl is doing something to better herself.  Get over your muscle-head-small-d!(k self and realize that you are not the only person that gets to work out!!!

This Gorgeous-Transforming-Goddess of Fluff'n'Stuff

P.S.  Excessive gorilla grunting makes me want to run the other way.  Stop showing off!

Saturday, May 4, 2013

New look

I am now a contacts wearer.  I'm definitely enjoying it.  Unfortunately, I have to put eye drops in about every hour or two especially as the day goes on.

This is an awful picture but I don't have any good ones yet.